I got the report from Dr. Inkblot. More on that later.
A reader told me a story about some poor father whose custody case is 1000 miles away in New Jersey. The court there got an expert report, and refused to release it to him because their policy is to only give reports to lawyers!
After some discussion, the court clerk said that he could fly out to New Jersey, visit the courthouse, and copy the documents in his court file for 50 cents a page. So he made the trip to New Jersey, and he still could not get the report.
Amazing. I thought that it was an elementary part of American justice that a party to a legal case gets to see the evidence against him.
My report consists largely of personality profiles generated by psychometric tests. If you want to save the $220 per hour, you can visit this astrology site. It will give you similar info free, and all you have to do is to enter your birth date and place.