MIAMI, Florida (CNN) -- A 12-year-old boy died on a roller coaster at Disney-MGM Studios in Orlando, Florida, on Thursday, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office. ...Guess where my 9-year-old daughter is today: DisneyWorld! My ex-wife shipped her off to Florida on a plane by herself on Monday. I'll get her back on Monday, if she is still alive.
Disney boasts of the ride on its Web site, "Zoom from 0-60 mph with the force of a supersonic F-14, take in high-speed loops and turns synchronized to a specially recorded Aerosmith soundtrack and zip through Tinseltown in the biggest, loudest limo you've ever seen."
One month ago, another child died on the Disney ride "Mission Space" at the Epcot Center.
My ex-wife filed lots of court papers on how I was supposedly doing dangerous things with the kids. If she does it again, I think that I will introduce evidence that Disney rides are more dangerous than anything that I have done with the kids.