I talked to a lawyer. I told him I might be getting in over my head. He said that he would read my wife's papers against me, for his usual fee of $250 per hour. He asked how many pages there were. I said about 30. He was incredulous. "That must be some sort of record." Apparently the accusatory declarations are usually much shorter.
Actually, I understated the count. I rechecked, and there are about 50 pages of accusations against me.