1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.This should be required reading for any woman getting married.
2. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
3. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
7. Birthdays, valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
17. Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one. Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!
21. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
22. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
23. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
24. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
29. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
37. If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
38. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
Thursday, August 26, 2004
Funny tips for women
Here are some good tips for women:
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dido!!!thanks for the update!!!!an i apprciate the honesty..all of us women need a update on what a guy wants I was in a relationship where not one word was said until it was too late..we just physically abused eachother an thank god that im with some one who respects me foer who iam..you come along way buddy..
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