Sunday, August 10, 2014

Backwards advice for men

I mentioned that popular advice is often the opposite of what is needed, especially for men. The CH blog takes this to an extreme and advises men not to be a white knight:
She has stopped spontaneously touching you.

White Knight/Pussy Polisher Imagined Cause: She’s reacting to your emotional distance.
Real Cause: You lost that alpha male mojo.
White Knight Response That Won’t Work: Tenderly express your feelings so she’s comfortable being intimate again.
CH Solution That Will Work: Slap her ass after flirting with a waitress in front of her. Ass-ownage is 9/10ths of the law. ...

She’s nagging all the time.

White Knight Imagined Cause: You aren’t doing your share of the household chores.
Real Cause: She’s becoming repulsed by your beta stink and lashing out by subconsciously emasculating you.
White Knight Response That Won’t Work: Be a helpful househusband.
CH Solution That Will Work: Tell her to shut the fuck up. Leave for a few days. Don’t say where you’re going.
The site is a mixture of ugly truths and hilarious advice. While that advice may sometimes seem shocking or satirical, it is often accompanied by cites to scientific studies backing up the advice.

For more humor, see 27 Dumb Things Men Suspect About Women.

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